Fun Fortune Cookie Fortunes...

• Believe in yourself and you will succeed.
• Be on the alert for new opportunities.
• Act as if it we impossible to fail.
• If you keep to busy learning the tricks of the trade, you may never learn the trade.
• One must know that there is a path at the end of the road.
• Apply your imagination to any problem that arises.
• Leadership is action, not position.
• Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
• A new romance is in the future.
• You will be successful in your career.
• When you do make a mistake, do not trust yourself as if thought you were the mistake. (Typo in original fortune.)
• You are a person of culture. Cultivate it.
  
• You will be successful beyond your wildest imagination.

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